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russian redeye

To moon someone and spread your ass as you do so so they see your "redeye."
I gave those dumb sluts the russian redeye as I drove by in my car.
by kind of blue August 10, 2003
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cornelious rico's red eyed rascals

COUNTERPART TO BUCK BRONSONS BROWN EYED SLIDER

1. when you quickly shoot out a bunch of skiunny little guys out of your butthole and they are all floating around like chicken with their heads cut off and while you did so, water splashed all upon your ass.
2. in accompaniment to this, if you say a red eyed "bomb" this meand you kickstarted it with a fart.
3. also, when you say "with a cup of tea" thios means you peed after u lewt all the rascals out.
4. if it is a "no wiper" meaning it came out so fast that you only wipe 1-3 times, then you say it was "on a slippery slope"
5. when you are in a public restorrm and the floor has piss all over it and you dont line the seat or take your pants off and hang them on the hook this is called "living dangerously".
6. however when you do take your pants off, this is called, "doing the no pants dance"
7. lastly, when you and your poop buddy have to poop, you say "we have to have a meeting".
1. so, what was is, buck, nay, cornelious rico's red eyed rascals!
2. who did u have a meeting with? buck bronsons brown eyed bomb.
3. "buck bronsons brown eyed bomb with a cup of tea"
4. "buck bronsons brown eyed bomb with a cup of tea, on a slippery slope"
5. so how many lays of toilet paper did u put down? and was there piss on the floor?
ya, but i was living dangerously...
6. there was a shit load of piss on the floor, so i had to do the no pants dance.
7. ive been holding this thing in all day, we have to go have a meeting soon.
by The G0dfather November 6, 2007
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Jedi Redeye

A sexual move that occurs when a glow stick is taped to the penis during anal sex thereby creating the appearance of a light saber.
"Her butt was so tight I had to use the force to give her a good Jedi Redeye."
by Dr. Alfred Wang October 22, 2018
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redeye

the act of showing someone your rosey clean anus; usually used as a taunt. See browneye
Ralph dropped his drawers, pulled his butt cheeks apart and gave the girls a redeye.
by David December 2, 2003
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redeye

The burning, yet satisfying, sensation you sometimes feel after taking a steaming dump
My god... my ass damn near exploded. I know I sure as hell blew up that toilet down there. I got a serious redeye at the moment. My ass keeps clenching too, like I'm still trying to pinch one out.
by Creamy Beaver July 6, 2004
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boston flight on the redeye

She gave me a boston flight on the redeye
by bdollas March 30, 2008
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redeye

the bloodied browneye after it has been penetrated by a large penis, object or fierce dump.
That girl used to have a browneye until I banged her,now she's got a redeye and she still can't sit down right.
by Jason the dirty one July 28, 2006
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