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Office Rapture

This is when you are on the phone having a personal conversation at work when all of the sudden, the office gets so quiet that you think you've been "left behind". The reality is that your coworkers are in the office, sitting quietly at their desks, listening to your conversation.
"Hey, let me call you back. I thought an Office Rapture occurred but I think everyone just heard me tell you that I think my boss is a bitch."
by GorgeousPC August 21, 2013
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Rapture sex

The idea of guilting your significant other in having sex with you before the "End of the World" which is predicted to occur on May 21 2011.
Date: May 22 2011

Coworker 1: Mary you look like a hot mess!

Mary: I am so exhausted this morning Mark talked me into having rapture sex even though I told him I had a 7AM meeting.
by coolnwo1 August 6, 2011
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Rapture Ready

A death cult forum based on the mythological christian dogma that one day God will send Jesus to whisk them away to heaven. They are homophobic, intolerant, and uneducated. Anything negative said against them is persecuting them and they think its a sign of the end times. Also anything posted on their boards that does not conform to their views will result in your post being deleted and you will be instantly banned forever from the site.
I posted about Evolution on Rapture Ready Forums that it is a valid possibility and I was banned from the site forever.
by Evo is a Fact February 12, 2009
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Rapturian

(noun) 1. The socio-political movement based upon a broken or incomplete understanding of the death cult portion of the mythology embodied in Christian lore typically marked by the public display of overtly fascist, hate-mongering cloaked in pseudo-Christian terminology or imagery and the display of behaviors or communication of concepts diametrically opposed the central tenants of Christian beliefs but concealed in preposterously pious core Christianity. 2. A practitioner of Rapturian principles and practices
Most Rapturians, like Senators Tom Coburn and Sam Brownback, invoke the name of their deity during their arguments designed to deny the American people access to healthcare.
by rladlof December 18, 2009
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rapturegold

Rapturegold.com Rapture Gold is clothing store developed from a Christian board game, The Rapture Game Invented and trademark by an African Amercian women from south central Los Angeles CA. Rapture Gold is a reminder of the second coming of Jesus Christ 1 Thessalonians 4:13-18 and 1 Corinthians 15:50-54. The Gold represent the street of Gold that we will be walking on Revelation 21:21
rapturegold, You will be rapture up and walk on street of Gold.
by rapturegold April 19, 2017
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rapture hatch

A hatch in the roof of a Christian's home that allows them to fly out when Jesus comes back.
"Don't let pesky roofs and ceilings keep YOU from the loving arms of the Lord! Buy a rapture hatch today!"
by CrayzeeBecky November 18, 2013
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Rapturian

(adjective) 1. Of, related to or pertaining to socio-political movement based upon a broken or incomplete understanding of the death cult portion of the mythology embodied in Christian lore. 2. Of, related to or pertaining to the public display of overtly fascist, hate-mongering cloaked in pseudo-Christian terminology of imagery 3. Of, related to or pertaining to the display of behaviors or communication of concepts diametrically opposed the central tenants of Christian beliefs but concealed in preposterously pious core Christianity.
The Rapturian Right desires the conflagration of endless war to cleanse the world of unbelievers.
by rladlof December 18, 2009
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