This is when you are on the phone having a personal conversation at work when all of the sudden, the office gets so quiet that you think you've been "left behind". The reality is that your coworkers are in the office, sitting quietly at their desks, listening to your conversation.
"Hey, let me call you back. I thought an Office Rapture occurred but I think everyone just heard me tell you that I think my boss is a bitch."
by GorgeousPC August 21, 2013
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Date: May 22 2011
Coworker 1: Mary you look like a hot mess!
Mary: I am so exhausted this morning Mark talked me into having rapture sex even though I told him I had a 7AM meeting.
Coworker 1: Mary you look like a hot mess!
Mary: I am so exhausted this morning Mark talked me into having rapture sex even though I told him I had a 7AM meeting.
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A death cult forum based on the mythological christian dogma that one day God will send Jesus to whisk them away to heaven. They are homophobic, intolerant, and uneducated. Anything negative said against them is persecuting them and they think its a sign of the end times. Also anything posted on their boards that does not conform to their views will result in your post being deleted and you will be instantly banned forever from the site.
I posted about Evolution on Rapture Ready Forums that it is a valid possibility and I was banned from the site forever.
by Evo is a Fact February 12, 2009
Get the Rapture Ready mug.(noun) 1. The socio-political movement based upon a broken or incomplete understanding of the death cult portion of the mythology embodied in Christian lore typically marked by the public display of overtly fascist, hate-mongering cloaked in pseudo-Christian terminology or imagery and the display of behaviors or communication of concepts diametrically opposed the central tenants of Christian beliefs but concealed in preposterously pious core Christianity. 2. A practitioner of Rapturian principles and practices
Most Rapturians, like Senators Tom Coburn and Sam Brownback, invoke the name of their deity during their arguments designed to deny the American people access to healthcare.
by rladlof December 18, 2009
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Get the rapture hatch mug.(adjective) 1. Of, related to or pertaining to socio-political movement based upon a broken or incomplete understanding of the death cult portion of the mythology embodied in Christian lore. 2. Of, related to or pertaining to the public display of overtly fascist, hate-mongering cloaked in pseudo-Christian terminology of imagery 3. Of, related to or pertaining to the display of behaviors or communication of concepts diametrically opposed the central tenants of Christian beliefs but concealed in preposterously pious core Christianity.
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