Rule 1

"Do not act incautiously when confronting little bald wrinkly smiling men."

A line from Terry Pratchet's novel, the Thief of Time, spoken by Lu Tze the sweeper.

"Always remember rule 1."

by Tim the Creator October 31, 2012

Rule 1

Run

Rule 1
Doctor: "RUN"

by TimeLord Science July 9, 2015

Rule 1

Never screw over your partner.

Why would you help me Gibbs? You're my partner, Rule 1.

by Xcelion July 4, 2015

Rule -1

If there is no definition of the rule you searched up, it is your civil duty to make a definition for it.

Girl: I tried to find a rule for women on top of men, but I cant find one...
Man: rule -1. Stop being lazy you slut.

by Sonicwave.exe May 10, 2021

Rule#1

I knew I had made a mistake in messing with that homeless “brutha” on the light rail, when he went off calling me a “racist” because I suggested he not urinate on the seat in the train.

Dude, if you had followed rule#1 and not engaged in interaction with that “teen”, you might not have gotten beat up!

by 1Icemonkey May 30, 2019

rule 1

rule 1, forum based terminology used to ask for a picture of any person, usually female being described or talked about in a subject, origin: football365

following on from above terminology it is also the name used for a number of football teams originating from the aforementioned website

person 1 "did you see kelly brooks cameltoe on that programme last night?"
reply "RULE 1"

by G.Bart September 20, 2006

Rule -1

When someone talks about fight club, do not engage further in the conversation. Just say “Rule 1 bro” and walk away or leave the chat

Guy 1: “Just came from fight club”
Guy 2: “Rule 1 bro, also Rule -1”
Guy 2: *leaves chat*

by HelloImDavid June 22, 2023