Crab rangoon

Asian creampie

I don't care what anybody says I am not eating that crab rangoon

by Red Bain May 19, 2019

crab rangoon

Sexual intercourse.

I went out with Kelly last night and had me some of the crab rangoon.

by Aidan Mackeefer March 30, 2004

crab rangoon (the food)

Also called "cheese wonton", this thing slaps.

David: I just ordered crab rangoon (the food) for takeout.
Jeff: I approve of that.

by Willgamer July 8, 2021

Crab Rangoon

When an unhygienic man transmits pubic lice to a sexual partner by cumming inside them.

Turns out last night was a regrettable crab rangoon: I let a train-yard vagrant ejaculate inside me and now I contracted pubic lice!

by CawGobblinPriest February 25, 2021

Rangoon Combat Banana

A stealth weapon frequently used to make an unexpected attack at high speed. Difficult to deflect due to the curved nature of the weapon, such attacks are usually successful.

He gave her a quick helping of Rangoon Combat Banana from behind...

by Gronksucker October 30, 2023

RANGOON

A circular/cylindrical flat object, derived from the crab rangoon or crab cake. Anything resembling a crab cake can be a rangoon, could even be a rice cake, sushi could probably be referred to as a rangoon too.

person 1:"hey man pass those crisp buttery rangoons"

person 2:"you mean rice cake?"

person 1:"yea same thing"

by jimminybigboi April 23, 2018

Crab Rangoon Frenchee

When your lady friend has crabs but you cum in her anyway then french kiss the fuck outta that pussy

A: Did y'all have sex? I thought she had crabs?
B: Yeah she does and I gave her a crab rangoon frenchee last night so I bet even my tongue has pubic lice

by Zendaia February 1, 2024