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Jesus Quintana

An eccentric character from the film "The Big Lebowski", who competes against the protagonists in a bowling league. He is typically shown wearing a distinctive purple jumpsuit and licking bowling balls. Described by Walter Sobchak as "A sex offender, with a record! He did 6 months in Chino for exposing himself to an 8 year old. When he moved to Hollywood, he had to go door-to-door to tell everyone he was a pederast."
You said it man! Nobody fucks with the Jesus. ~ Jesus Quintana regarding himself.
by thedudeabides March 5, 2012
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Quintanilla

A last name; Most of the coolest fucking people that you will meet WILL HAVE this last name.
Selena Quintanilla is hot and dayummm that girl can sing!
*♥*R.I.P. Selena Quintanilla Perez*♥*
by GABBY Q. =] March 29, 2009
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Quintana

A term often used to describe a beautiful, risk taking woman of Latin American descent. A Quintana will do anything with you. (sometimes used to mean a Central American prostitute.)
Straight from Mexico call her Quintana, damn she smoke my dope.” - Jacques Berman Webster The Second
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Golden Quintas

Receiving a blumpkinblow job while taking a dump while you top shelfdumping in the tank of the toiletand she urinates in the bowl.
An Asian hooker and I were about to engage in cheap fellatio when we realized we both had to use the bathroom....so we decided on a golden quintas.
by 2-304 + Team Stoner March 30, 2005
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The Quintal Shimmy

An extreme form of ghosting. Moving away from the state or country to avoid a relationship.
Tammy: Ryan where are you?

Ryan: 🦗 🦗🦗🦗✈️👻👻👻
Edgar: Damn Ryan! You hit Tammy with The Quintal Shimmy!
by Monaletto October 4, 2019
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Quintant

(Referring to Voltron: Legendary Defender)
"Day" in Altean language
Hunk: I don't know. What day is today?
Coran: It's the third quintant of the Spicolian movement. Hump day!
by sanchopancho02 January 28, 2019
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quintana

a very hot sassy chick that rides or dies
hey quintana how r u
by chick munks rock October 17, 2008
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