Bullshit asymmetry principle is seen as lie goes halfway around the world before the truth gets it pants on.
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Get the bullshit asymmetry principle mug.Archimedes' Principle of watermelons states that any watermelon juice which is absorbed by a marshmallow will make the marshmallow heavier and wetter and better tasting.
Modernly made famous by Tom Willett in his tutorial on how to eat a Watermelon.
Modernly made famous by Tom Willett in his tutorial on how to eat a Watermelon.
Bob:"Can you explain Archimedes' Principle of Watermelons to me, Tom Willett?"
Tom:"When you combine a marshmallow and watermelon, and you spoon it around in the juices of watermelon and then you take it out you will notice that the marshmallow has taken on some of the properties of the watermelon; it is more pinkish-redish in appearance, and wetter."
Bob:"Thanks! I finally understand it."
Tom:"When you combine a marshmallow and watermelon, and you spoon it around in the juices of watermelon and then you take it out you will notice that the marshmallow has taken on some of the properties of the watermelon; it is more pinkish-redish in appearance, and wetter."
Bob:"Thanks! I finally understand it."
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by Aetarac October 15, 2008
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Guy: Do you want to go out later?
Girl: No, I can't leave my house because of the Big Time Rush Uncertainty Principle.
Girl: No, I can't leave my house because of the Big Time Rush Uncertainty Principle.
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Get the The Big Time Rush Uncertainty Principle mug.The principle or idea that every person has the right to live as he/she chooses so long as it does not involve initiating force or fraud against another person. The N.A.P. is the principle from which the political philosophy of libertarianism is derived, and is also similar to the wiccan rede, "An it harm none, do what thou wilt," as well as various other spiritual teachings.
A brief explication of the Non-Aggression Principle, also known as the philosophy of liberty, can be found online at http://www.isil.org/resources/introduction.swf in the form of a 10-minute video.
by starchild February 24, 2009
Get the Non-Aggression Principle mug.The principle that people will rise to the level of their own incompetence. People get promoted by being good, but not when they're lousy at their job. The Peter Principle states that people will be promoted until they enter a job that they are no good at, and there they will stay forever.
That's why every career manager is terrible at his job.
That's why every career manager is terrible at his job.
by suncrush January 1, 2006
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-What do you think Kim has done?
-Well, she's had upwards of 100 sexual partners, so by the pornstar principle, probably at least anal.
-Well, she's had upwards of 100 sexual partners, so by the pornstar principle, probably at least anal.
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