Piesexual

A person who prefers the more "curvy" woman, someone who lives under the (arguably false) pretense that "Big is Beautiful".

Ross: So, you hear the news? Dave is dating Chunky Kim.

Spike: Really?

Ross: Yup, official since last week.

Spike: I always knew he was a piesexual.

by KrazyBlades October 4, 2008

persexual

perpetual (or a constant) sexual desire

Millie is persexual, that's probably why she has such a dirty mind

by Miami mami March 24, 2016

presexual

Sexually active before the age of 10

Nigga that bitch is presexual

by Debra Dazzle October 26, 2015

Piesexual

A pie lover who doesn't discriminate against pies. Meat or vegetable pie? A true piesexual enjoys a healthy balance of both.

What kind of pie would you like from the pie shop? "I dont min. Im piesexual! You can choose for me."

by teknoshit June 12, 2018

Paresexual

When an individual is sometimes asexual and other times not. Sexuality that comes and goes for a variety of reasons. A more descriptive term for some graysexual individuals.

From Latin root "pare" meaning "to become visible"

"My roommate who identifies as asexual had sex with a chick over the weekend!"
"Sounds like they may be paresexual"

by VulpinePilot March 11, 2019

Pressexual

having sexual attraction to presidents exclusively

john: that one chick is probably a pressexual

by basedape March 2, 2022

Piesexual

An individual who attains orgasmic delight in the consumption of Pie. One who is well versed in the pleasure derived from the creation and consumption of Pies.

Did you see the speed at which that pie disappeared down his throat. he must be Piesexual!

by APB Hayter August 30, 2023