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Portola Middle School

A hellhole that is separated into 4 groups: Autism (The academy), Asians (The magnet), Mexicans (general), and Persians (honors) with the occasional white or black sprinkled in.
I have severe depression and anxiety because I go to Portola Middle School
by honors student ‘,:) May 7, 2019
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among us potion

A liquid potion that could turn you either a crewmate or impostor when drinking it.
"I should've drunk the among us potion the other day, now I'm dead"
by Succhiacazzi Parisi March 10, 2021
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Clinton Portis

Washington Redskins running back who routinely dresses up in outrageous costumes for his weekly news conferences, as well as playing at an All Pro level throughout his career.
Dude, I totally pulled a Clinton Portis yesterday and put on a wig for my interview.
by P. Ved January 17, 2006
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grandma's heartbreaker potion

A consumable potion in the videogame franchise known as 'Dauntless'. It can be crafted with wrathworts, phoenix opals, and pureworts at grandma's flea market stand where she cooks meth.

It makes you have a higher chance of analing behemoths, and also increases the anal ferocity and frequency when you do.

It's known for sending people into 'sicko mode', and generally being a menace to society and the trials leaderboards.
Person1: I HAVE +6 CATALYST AND I'M DRINKING GRANDMA'S HEARTBREAKER POTION
Person2: OH SHIT
Person1: *Drinks potion*

Person1: It's clobberin time!
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Portiggy

An inoffensive nickname for a person of Portuguese decent. The word has no negative racial connotations.
All Portiggy love to do is fish, eat, and grow pot bellies.
by Angry Rhino December 20, 2009
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Porto Alegre

Quite large city in the very southern part of Brazil, whose name stands for "happy harbour"
Not a famous place, but it's the capital city of the state where really hot chicks like Gisele Bündchen were born. There are thousands of others just like her.

The bad part is that it's fucking scorching in the summer, and fucking freezing in the winter. With a "gaucha girl" under your blanket/air conditioner, it's not a big problem though
"Oh man, Rio de Janeiro and São Paulo are just too damn dirty and full of violence. Let's head to Porto Alegre and do some stacked chicks while we have some chimarrão"

"I got a friend who lives in Porto Alegre - what a lucky guy"
by AANTQfilms August 30, 2009
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Portoccini

An Alfred of oriental descent, fond of eating compressed rice in a small thermos at lunchtime. Often has some kind of fruit available, but he rarely gets to eat it because of the nearby De Iacoccini who steals it.
The wild Portoccini uses a spoon to shovel out the sticky, compressed rice.
by ImCDO February 4, 2009
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