porchmonkey

a significant other, girlfriend/ boyfriend, spouse, lover

how was your day my little porchmonkey?

by porchape March 31, 2010

porchmonkey

anyone who gets down with the drink and eats....just sits it out in hot weather on da porch...chillin out...porchmonkey baby !

ZO,Mike,J,G-dog,Hans and Daz were in da hot weather....alcohol,BBQ and more alcohol.....lazin it up...someone says where u at ? we is porchmonkey guy ! they all answered as one.....u spunkjockey !

by honeypot July 27, 2006

porsche monkey

a rich porch monkey.

Did you see that porsche monkey he just rode by in an S-Class Mercedes?

by Brandy You December 12, 2008

Alaskan porchmonkey

when you are having sex on a porch in Alaska, and your nuts get stuck.

hey fuck you i hope you get an Alaskan porchmonkey

by TYCO98 May 9, 2014

porsche monkey

"Porsche monkey" is a slang term for a young, wealthy person (also known as a "yuppie"). It derived from the racist term "porch monkey."

Person 1: Look at that porsche monkey! He's driving a porsche!

Person 2: A porsche monkey driving a porsche? No way!

by DLoc1337 October 8, 2008

porsche monkey

"Porsche monkey" is a slang term for a young, wealthy person (also called a "yuppy") who is rude and obnoxious.

"Dude, that guy just cut me off!"

"I know, what a porsche monkey!"

by DLoc1337 September 27, 2008