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Praying to the Porcelain Goddess

Function: verb
Etymology: Orgin Unknown although believed to have come from religous customers of fast food restaurants.

1. To vomit into a lavatory bowl while on your hands and knees as if one is in a position of prayer.
2. To defecate diarrheal contents tensely into a toilet bowl with hands held together and in the air as if one is praying.
MAN! I once ate at Taco Bell and because of that I was praying to the Porcelain Goddess all night!
by The Amazing Anonymous One July 10, 2004
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Hugging the porcelin god

Being wrapped around the toilet in a violent atempt at removing your insides. Puking your guts out in a gregarious manner. Purging. Pulling the trigger.
I tried to use the restroom but I walked in and some dude was hugging the porcelin god. He was bowed down son!! Praying to that shit!! Ha!
by kalebintexas May 18, 2009
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Porcelain Goddess

A sex position in which the male sits on the toilet with legs spread and the girl sits on top of his dick and basically rides him. Perfect position for your girl if she wants to try topping and is usually comfortable for both parties, legs may get sore but it's an added bonus workout, it's an easy position!
Guy 1: omg i can't believe you let her top you!
Guy 2: what, she wanted to practice, it was just the Porcelain Goddess...
by Waifu!~ April 19, 2022
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Making Love to the Porcelain Goddess

The act of embracing a toilet while vomiting into it due to an excessive intake of alcohol.
"Poor Steve, he ended up making love to the porcelain goddess last night."
by Genovation September 9, 2011
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