feeding the ponies

fingering vagina

When her boyfriend walked into the room we werent fucking yet, but he did catch me feeding the ponies.

by Howie Figawi September 29, 2009

oh em gee ponies

A hyper-exaggerated version of the exclamation OMG. Used when one's level of excitement is so high, that it's like gumdrops, glitter, hearts, moonbeams and My Little Ponies are exploding out of your mouth as you are talking about it.

Oh em gee PONIES, have you guys heard the new Britney album??!!?? It's KILLER.

by kvalls February 1, 2010

what? i like ponies?

When someone says one of the most random things in the world, you throw this back at them.

someuberguy: please don't cheat
CitizenFish: what? i like ponies?
Insomniac: same
CitizenFish: same

by Insomniac March 8, 2005

pushing ponies

when someone pimps young guys to older gay guys in order to extort money from the dirty older man who is probably rich and desperate enough to pay top dollar for a young pony...hence pushing ponies.

in todays world with recession problems and people having shortages in money, the money to be made on pimping isnt with high maintenance women that you are trying to pimp to middle or lower class johns. The real money is in pimping boys to older white collar gay men that are married or recently divorced and usually have plenty of money to spend and are desperate enough to throw down top dollar...thus pushing ponies

Its a great slang phrase that can be used to describe a variety of situations

by ghandi_wizdom July 25, 2011

string of ponies (tm)

A stable of guys who are available to have no-strings-attached sex with you on demand. It's like in polo, where one you trade your tired pony for a fresh one as you play the game.

She has quite a string of ponies (tm); she gets laid whenever she wants to.

I had to cut my string of ponies (tm) loose when I got serious with Barry.

by Pagan Marbury July 20, 2006

Tender Ponies

A group of younger girls, always willing to hang out with older guys. Usually the fine group of girls for that class. This is typical in High School girls or freshman in college.

Older guy:You got plenty of Tender Ponies here tonight!
Younger Girl: Kyle am I a tender pony?
Older guy: Stop listening to my conversations and go play!

by Shaft25 May 1, 2006

Jesus Ponies

Jesus ponies are a joke name for dinosaurs. Many creationists claim that dinosaurs are mentioned in the Bible and that they either existed a few thousand years ago and were wiped out by the flood or that they are still around in remote parts of the world unexplored by Westerners. Sara palin has said she believes in Jesus Ponies

Aww look at the dinosaurs...
Dude those are Jesus Ponies.

by A.L.L.People December 2, 2011