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pomophobic

dislike of post-modern wankers.
Tristan: "Shut up and get over yourself!"

Dan: "Don't be so pomophobic"
by Greg Nopomo April 20, 2009
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Pornophobia

when you see a video of a Male getting covered in Slime by multiple Females for 10 hours
Computers gave me Pornophobia
by RealDeath808 March 6, 2021
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phomophobia

The fear of being friends with a homosexual on FaceBook.
I have phomophobia because I fear gay people so much that I can't even be their Facebook friend. I'm also referred to as a fucking pussy ass piece of shit of a person and most likely in the closet myself.
by DjBlairQ November 28, 2020
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poopophobia

the fear of pooping at work in front of your work friends
"You will never catch me pooping at work. I have major poopophobia"
by downtownsista May 25, 2015
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probophobia

(n) a mental condition, the essence for what is usually called "homophobia" in men. Women can have an altered form in some instances.

A probophobe is a person afraid of having anything vaguely penis-shaped, or something with balls attached, inserted into their anus.
The main symptoms are not physical, but mental; displaying themselves in a fit of pouting, screaming, or sign-waving directed towards homosexuals.
Extreme cases involve mumblings about "the gay agenda."

There is no known cure, but stands as a curiosity in the psychological world because, upon any manifestation of symptoms at all, the possibility of any anal insertion events whatsoever decreases astronomically. Still, the victim often lashes out at innocent but perceived offenders due to the paranoia related to not having eyes on the back of one's head.
She often complained about how her boyfriend didn't go to the club with her due to his probophobia acting up in the presence of men that could dance better than he could.
by Yitzhak Yitzhak January 1, 2013
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Pomumphobia

The fear of Fruit. The Fear of tasting, smelling, seeing and touching all types of fruits. Sometimes tomatoes excluded. Someone who is pomumphobic.
Cate: Laura, will you hold this orange for me please?

Laura: No not on your life, I have pomumphobia. (runs away)
by TigerTank March 19, 2013
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Phobophobia

I have phobophobia
by Goodbyepoo February 12, 2019
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