Pokey idiot

A person who wanders around aimlessly, staring at their phone while playing Pokemon-Go.

Look at that pokey idiot, he almost walked into a tree!

by Willow dancingeyes July 12, 2016

toke and poke

The act of smoking marijuana and having sex at the same time.

We had a great night, especially when we decided to toke and poke.

by Crow420 July 27, 2006

Move Faster Pokey!!!!!

The most epic voice crack in LP history. Originated from the voice of LPer ProtonJon, is now a popular meme among the gaming community.

Move faster Pokey!!!!!! FASTER!!! For the love of god faster!!

by pbudp January 15, 2011

Smoke and poke

Indulging in cannabis and following it with sexual intercourse

My room-mate met a guy who invited her into his apartment for a smoke and poke. You could also think of it as bong and dong. A variant would include toke and poke.

by The Dork Knight September 10, 2011

poke it with a stick

"Poke it with a stick" is an idiom and originates in one's coming across a motionless thing, possibly some sort of creature. One typically responds by poking it with a stick or any longish handy object one wouldn't mind possibly getting gooey when visual inspection alone fails to identify the thing. Verbal speculation with others is exhausted and one is urged to "poke it with a stick." By poking with a stick, one hopes to find if the thing will move (in which case, all run away), or to find if it seems soft or rigid or recently soft and now rigid, or if the entire thing or only a portion of it is present plus any other information poking a thing with a stick may yield. The stick allows one to investigate in the moment of discovery in situ, when it is unwise or disgusting to use a finger or toe. As an idiom, "poke it with a stick" means that a thing or situation is suspect and elicits morbid curiosity.

"Is that a snake?" "I don't know. Has it moved?" "I don't think so." "Let's poke it with a stick."
If you poke a guru with a stick, will you find the skin thick, or thin and already full of holes?

by TheOneTrueJune December 10, 2013

2 stroke poke

The act of engaging in sex that is so intense you can't tell if your partner is having an orgasm or a stroke.

So after the lunch date we took the afternoon off and went back to her place for the old 2 stroke poke.

by Ranchgirls December 4, 2020

pokey hat

Slang from the city of Glasgow, Scotland meaning 'ice-cream cone' but specifically an ice-cream cone with a wafer triangular base/handle, hence the hat metaphor.

"Ma, the ice-cream van is outside, d'ye want anything?"

"Aye, get me and yer Da a pokey hat and get an oyster for yer wee sister". ice-cream ice-cream cone confectionary ice-cream van .

by JM74 December 21, 2014