Better than a poke in the eye with a burnt stick

Not bad.

Pier: How was last night's SSS?
Chappo: Better than a poke in the eye with a burnt stick.

by Chappo January 20, 2004

A poke in the eye with a sharp stick

The third choice in a series of options in which the first two have been rejected.

A: "I'm sorry your date cancelled. Do you want to go see a movie?"

B: (sulkily) "No."
A: "Want to go to the club?"

B: "No."
A: "Want a poke in the eye with a sharp stick?"

by bitteryoungwoman July 8, 2009

you never poke a shark with a stick

A Metaphor for pissing off someone more powerful then you

Guy 1 / Why did Boss Bertram fire nick?
Guy 2 / he pissed off the boss

Guy 1 / well that is why "you never poke a shark with a stick"

by Big Bertram June 13, 2018

sticky pikey poo

The brown slimy substance that is often found down the back of various fairground rides

Oh man! I just dropped a fiver down the back of the seat and reached back to get it and put my hand in this sticky pikey poo!!

by Maxine W October 10, 2007