Phoner

A bulge in one's pants that is created by a cellular device located in the pocket of said pants.

John had a rather large phoner after forcing an iPhone into his skinny jeans.

by 1011061 September 30, 2012

plonker

the term plonker started out as a reference to someone who was forever drunk on cheap wine (cheap wine is nicknamed plonk) this person was usualy a homeless person, or poor person.

today the term plonker is a very light hearted insult. Its not even seen as an insult, its like calling someone a wally. Its in no way ment maliciously. you call someone a plonker when they say or do something stupid.

bob - why didnt my food cook ?
john - you never turned on the oven, you plonker.

by Emperor Bubba February 1, 2005

Plonder

The thing you say, when a big polish man with hair that looks like the barcode on the back of your milk, begins spitting vodka droplets on your face when telling you about this squirrel he ran over.

Oh yeah he might’ve stole your kidney.

“Oi Plonder get a better hair cut you vodka drinking, squirrel killing, rat strangling, kidney stealing. Plonder!”

by NotAllwyn November 4, 2020

Plobner

The nicest guy you’ll ever meet. Absolute Pussy magnet, all the girls want him. Friends with everyone. No one has anything bad to say about him.

Nicholas: Thomas, who is your god?

Thomas: Lord Plobner is my god. I wish I was like him.

by Ferguson On the Iceberguson December 2, 2019

schooner pooner

The condition, particularly odor-wise, of a vagina after being worked well the night before.

Man, he must've hit it good last night, she's sporting some serious schooner pooner.

by Fisheye1 November 20, 2019

Plonter

Plonter is a Maze kind of a mess,biding,having many knots.
Also, the plot became a plonter causing maze.

The fisherman made a Plonter while working with the ropes.
The electrician made a mess a Plonter in the lines.
The weaving girl had a huge Plonter in the weaving threads.
...can't clear that plonter.

by Shi Ouz October 5, 2005

Junior Pooner

Young co-ed that your just not that sure of her age. Usually referred to by men in their 30's who are still eying high school girls.

That junior pooner is tight, but I don't want to end up some guy's boy toy.

by El Quacko June 5, 2009