plod

1) The police
2) A policeman or woman

1 - I was trying to rob the lawnmower out of this bloke's shed when the bastard clocked me and rang the plod.

2 - I got chased right down Bewley Drive by this one plod.

by Charlie O'Kane November 18, 2003

plonker

dope, idiot, moron, wally, pillock, dunderhead, dimwit

You are such a plonker, Rodney.

by Jackson Pillock January 13, 2003

plonkinsplurge

Pushing a poop so hard that some jizz comes out your weener.

I pooped so hard that I jizzed, and henceforth, this shall be called a plonkinsplurge.

by piggywiggylemonsquiggy September 11, 2011

Plod

A derogatory name for a dull-witted policeman which has it's roots in the character Mr. Plod (sometimes called PC Plod), the Toyland policeman, who was introduced in the first of Enid Blyton's Noddy books, NODDY GOES TO TOYLAND (1949).

‘A bunch of plods arrived, offering me a lift to the cop shop’

by cathaven February 13, 2018

plouder

A proud and loud mother who incorrectly thinks that everyone within earshot (and beyond) wants to hear the "adorable" conversation she is having with her small, "precious" child. Plouders are particularly prevalent on airplanes.

"All I wanted to do is sleep on the plane, but instead I had to hear a plouder talk to her daughter about clouds and other boring shit. I thought about turning around and complaining, but then I would have looked like a total dick."

by hodag1966 January 31, 2014

plonga-plongo

Javanese/Indonesian term (insult) to describe a person who's confused while other people around him are doing an activity, or can also be used to insult someone who has a stupid face or is dumbfounded with their mouth hanging open.

Mr. X: Hey, how you doing?
Mr. J: I'm great ahahahhah
Mr. X: So it's been 2 years, when will you pay off the debt?
Mr. J: *plonga-plongo

by RealXiJinping February 28, 2021

Plongis

Noun - a creature that is substational and vast (gargantuan)

Look at plongis over there

by Irdle December 9, 2021