El Piglet Royal

A perfunctory piece of shit. See Splinter and Sneaky Snake.

That El Piglet Royal is over there humping the leg again, no big surprise though.

by South Kackalacki Lacki July 1, 2003

El Piglet Royal

A weasly Puerto Rican who burns co-workers in hopes of making himself look better in the eyes of his boss.

El Piglet Royal tried to set everyone in the shop up by throwing the tapes away, then lying about it.

by One of the wronged June 28, 2003

piss piglet

A penis.

Keep your piss piglet in your pants, you revolting perv. That's the most disgusting thing I've ever seen. And quit rubbing it. This is a family joint!

by pullmyfinger August 12, 2011

Piggerfaggotry

When playing angry birds, the situation where the pigs are being absolute faggots, in a fashion similar to a niggerfaggot.

Usually applicable when a level is near completion, and failed due to bullshit.

That fucking piggy won't roll off the edge.... what piggerfaggotry.

by Squeakies April 29, 2011

cow piglet

a heffer of a person who is both portly like a cow and a fucking PIG WHORE!!!

Jesus Christ Jeane, shut up and clean out that mustache you filthy cow piglet! FUCK!

by ryan FUCKING b October 23, 2010

Zachary Pillerva

A guy with big lips.

"Sheesh he got huge lips"
"Must be a Zachary Pillerva"
"I'll meet him at Petron later tonight"

by Walter J. Brink April 29, 2021

Piglet Flu

During times of pandemic, the common flu is known as Piglet Flu. While less deadly than Swine Flu it still makes you feel like shit. However, because it is not infamous like swine flu you get no respect from having it. So you feel like crap and no one gives a damn because you don't have h1n1.

Doctor: How do you feel.
Patient: Like shit.
Doctor: Well the tests came back, you don't have swine flu. So get the hell out you lazy good for nothing bastard. Come back with a real illness.

Patient (as he is thrown out) But i really do have the flu. Even if it is only piglet flu.

by Kaiser123 May 5, 2009