NFL Team who has never and probably will never win a Super Bowl. Comprised of thugs and "Wanna Bees", the team some how finds itself in the playoffs every year. They also tend to blow it in the really big game. The typical fan base is a brainless Philadelphian who would rather attack other teams fans at their home stadium than actually watch their bunch of losers take the field.
The Philadelphia Eagles are the modern day Buffalo Bills.......
Hey you catch the Philadelphia Eagles game.....
NO....
Yeah me neither don't they just suck.....
Hey you catch the Philadelphia Eagles game.....
NO....
Yeah me neither don't they just suck.....
by RevSader September 28, 2005
Pulling a Philadelphia Eagles is going to prison for three felonies and getting at least 100 years as minimum punishment.
by The Homeless One May 08, 2023
by Punkhead May 26, 2005
by Tonio31 August 18, 2006
The Philadelphia Eagles are the second best american football team next to the New England Patriots. They are both owned by friends who happen to be Jewish. Both owners met at a camp as youths in the catskill mountain range.
The ultimate goal of the two owners is to pull as much money out of the fans as possible. The winning of championships is secondary to the money that must be made.
Lucky for the owners much of the fans consist of salisman and testemorphs.
The ultimate goal of the two owners is to pull as much money out of the fans as possible. The winning of championships is secondary to the money that must be made.
Lucky for the owners much of the fans consist of salisman and testemorphs.
by A Palumbo August 27, 2007
Flying debris and other garbage (most notably plastic trash bags) caught by the wind and flung into trees in the very windy and very filthy streets of Philadelphia, PA.
We used to play a game growing up in Philly, count the Eagles in the trees as you walked down your road. If there were more than 10 Philadelphia Eagles in your block, you lived in the ghetto.
by OneCheese March 14, 2012
Football team that got lucky and actually made it to the super bowl, and lost disgracefully to the english patriots. Though they were winning at first the patriots were just fucking around with them until they got bored and started to beat the living shit outta there asses.
by arturo rosas April 29, 2005