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Phil Swift

"holy shit im a boat and thats phil swift im gonna die" or "nOw ThAtS a LoT oF dAmAgE"
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Phil Swift

The spokesman and co-owner for Flex Seal and a professional boat murderer.
"To show you the power of Flex Tape
I sawed this boat in half!
And repaired it using only Flex Tape!"
-Phil Swift, Flex Tape commercial
by Genius Khan September 28, 2018
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"When the 1,000 year war against Satan and his army of demons versus the Archangel Micheal and his legion of angels is over, a being of great power will be born to fix the broken earth."
Revelations 6 verse 9
"Thats a lotta damage! How about a little more?"
Phil Swift , 2015
by therealdonaldSUCC November 7, 2018
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Phil swift is the most helpful man on earth
by .u August 25, 2019
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Phil Swift

why we are all still here.
man, Phil Swift helps me sleep at night.
by sc movies September 3, 2018
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Phil Swift

A MOTHAFUCKIN GOD
by TherealPhilSwift October 22, 2018
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Phil Swift

Phil is love, Phil is life.
Phil Swift is the supreme lord.
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