Phil Swift

A fucking god

"holy shit im a boat and thats phil swift im gonna die" or "nOw ThAtS a LoT oF dAmAgE"

by xX_SUICIDALLILPUMP420666_Xx August 21, 2018

Phil Swift

The spokesman and co-owner for Flex Seal and a professional boat murderer.

"To show you the power of Flex Tape
I sawed this boat in half!
And repaired it using only Flex Tape!"
-Phil Swift, Flex Tape commercial

by Genius Khan September 29, 2018

Phil Swift

"When the 1,000 year war against Satan and his army of demons versus the Archangel Micheal and his legion of angels is over, a being of great power will be born to fix the broken earth."
Revelations 6 verse 9

"Thats a lotta damage! How about a little more?"
Phil Swift , 2015

by therealdonaldSUCC November 07, 2018

Phil Swift

A True God

Phil swift is the most helpful man on earth

by .u August 26, 2019

Phil Swift

why we are all still here.

man, Phil Swift helps me sleep at night.

by sc movies September 03, 2018

Phil Swift

A MOTHAFUCKIN GOD

Yo Phil Swift is the best am I right

by TherealPhilSwift October 22, 2018

Phil Swift

Phil is love, Phil is life.

Phil Swift is the supreme lord.

by 24dogeman24 November 30, 2019