phil swift

FLEX TAPE NOW THATS A LOTA DAMAGE

PHIL SWIFT HERE FROM FLEX TAPE

by knljndljsb jl,sn ,jlvknbsj,v May 17, 2018

Phil Swift

Phil Swift is a salesperson who became an online popularity after advertising his products such as flex seal and flex tape.
Some of his online work is very popular, such as the videos where he saws boats in half and fixes them back together with the flex products.

Phil swift is a very admirable character and we all love him.

Phil is so god like, that I worship him every morning; he is my idol.

<3 We love you Phil

Written by Niamh Edwards.

“ Phil Swift is like a god to me.”

“Hello! I’m Phill Swift.”

by Niamh_3dwards December 5, 2018

Phil Swift

When you and your girl are doing anal and instead of ejaculating you spray flex seal in her ass

Deborah: I haven't been able to shit since we did anal what happened?
Shane: Oh yeah I forgot I Phil Swifted you that night.

by FlexSwift May 30, 2019

Dr. Phil session

A serious conversation, usually between male friends, where life problems are discussed and sometimes resolved. A conversation about feelings, very similar to a heart-to-heart conversation, where one person takes the lead in offering advice and attempts to help the other person or people through their problems, sometimes resulting in an emotional breakthrough. A cheaper alternative to celebrity psychologist/t.v. host Dr. Phil McGraw.


Note: It is much easier for men to have a Dr. Phil session, rather than a heart-to-heart conversation, with each other because it is widely seen as being more masculine, and therefore more socially acceptable.

Tom: Did Larry tell you about all the problems he's having with his girlfriend?

Dave: Yeah, we totally had a Dr. Phil session the other night.

by mdlee52 January 6, 2009

Phil Swift

A fucking god

"holy shit im a boat and thats phil swift im gonna die" or "nOw ThAtS a LoT oF dAmAgE"

by xX_SUICIDALLILPUMP420666_Xx August 21, 2018

Phil Swift

The spokesman and co-owner for Flex Seal and a professional boat murderer.

"To show you the power of Flex Tape
I sawed this boat in half!
And repaired it using only Flex Tape!"
-Phil Swift, Flex Tape commercial

by Genius Khan September 28, 2018

Phil Swift

"When the 1,000 year war against Satan and his army of demons versus the Archangel Micheal and his legion of angels is over, a being of great power will be born to fix the broken earth."
Revelations 6 verse 9

"Thats a lotta damage! How about a little more?"
Phil Swift , 2015

by therealdonaldSUCC November 7, 2018