pharting

Verb. When you fart in such a way that it sounds like you've shat yourself. If you actually do shit yourself, technically it is sharting. The noun is 'a phart'

"Dude, that's disgusting, you sharted."

"Dw man I just pharted is all."

"Pharting rocks."

by bonny jonny October 18, 2008

PHart

someone who acts like their extremely smart, usually meaning they act like they have a PHD but they're actually really stupid. (pronounced f-uh-art with a prolonged 'f')

Kelly: Hey, look it's Taylor!
Danny: Ugh, don't talk to her, she's such a PHart in English today.
Kelly: Oh yeah? What did she do?
Danny: She started saying incorrect definitions to words

by Guy McCracken April 27, 2009

phart

the acronym for Preety Hot And Really Tempting

hey i am so phart

by tbs311dc January 27, 2004

phart

The noise of a cell phone ringing at an inopportune moment.

(after cell phone rings in quiet meeting)

"Alright, who pharted?"

by MC Escher July 5, 2006

Pharted

female version of a fart that comes from a private area. Its know has farted with a PH.

Ewww, that girl just walked past me and pharted with a PH

by Amadorable January 20, 2012

phart

a pussy fart

Sheila couldn't stop pharting after our marathon fuck session.

by Gorgone August 9, 2003

cell phart

1. The auditory stench of having to listen to one side of another person's cell phone conversation.
2. The painful, grating, and taxing sound of a thoughtless an inconsiderate narcissistic cell phone-talking douchebag.

There is something about the wiring in the human brain that makes it unable to tune out just one side of a conversation. This makes a cell phart an unbearable odor, like when the neighborhood bully holds down a kid and blasts wind on his face.

by Eduardo Carrochio November 22, 2007