phaneuf

the male equivalent of a "queaf", whereby a small pocket of air is released from the urethra

Holy shit dude, I was leaning out of the hot tub to brab another beer and the jet shot some air at my junk...not 5 seconds later I phaneuffed some back out!!!

by ho chi mitch September 11, 2012

phaneuf time

its when you masterbate using baked goods
ie. bagels, croissants and other pastries.

I just spent 5 minutes phaneuf time with a chocolate glazed donut.

by The red baryne February 3, 2010

phanuelle

ethereal earthen goddess. mother of all things, shepard to many. she is the baddest bitch in the land, and deserves the world. if you know a phanuelle, and there are very few, you should know that you are blessed

Oh my gosh is that Phanuelle?!? YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYYAYAYAYAYAYAYYAYA

by ambrosiaaa December 11, 2021