The Peter

Being a thiccccccccccccccc cunt doing his work and is working on perfecting the "Wild Card".

Fucking cunts reading this are performing the peter

by ZOMB1E December 5, 2018

peter

a horny boy that has no emotions. He is nasty at every sport without even trying. He can get any girl except the one he wants. His ex won’t stop hitting up his line and he doesn’t care. He’ll flirt with anyone but won’t shave his pablo. Peter gives no fucks about anything and it’s funny. Even though he tells everyone to fuck off he is the coolest. Get yourself a pete.

“who is that freshman on varisty?”
“oh that’s my g Peter Joseph”

by Lickmypeepee November 24, 2018

Peter

A Peter is awesome. A Peter is funny. A Peter is the guy you turn to who essentially is your non-gay gay best friend (or NGGBF for short). Every girl wants one, and every girl that has her own Peter is eternally grateful for him. Some might even call him a "Good Luck Chuck", which may be true considering that after you've had a Peter, you know what to look for in a man from then on out. Though a Peter may be hard to catch since he is widely popular and well liked, super cute in his own charming sort of way and attracts a lot of attention, tends to always have plans, and though he loves everyone, he's very particular when it comes to matters of his own heart.

I'm having such a crappy day, I wish I had a Peter to make me feel better.

If only I knew a Peter, then maybe I'd stop dating such douche bags!

by DixieChick August 20, 2013

Peter

Peter is a name for a lovely, lovely boy.

'I love Peter.'
'Same, he's a great guy.'

by Dah-ling January 16, 2008

Peter

The guy of every girls dreams. He is beyond perfect in every way. Honestly the only living gentleman in this universe...he definitely knows how to treat a girl right. He always knows the cutest and right things to say. He makes your heart melt with happiness and joy and it's impossible to get him out of you're mind. He is beyong cute, athletic, smart, romantic, loving, caring and not to mention he's an axe model Olympian.

I love Peter.

Peter is beyond perfect <3

by It's only obvious... September 2, 2013

Peterful

Peterful

Adjective;

A descriptive word for a Peter, intent on bringing good sleeping patterns and general happiness to others around him. Can also be described as Jesus of sleep.

"My Doctor was very Peterful, gloriously Peterful. Now I sleep well."

by NanKid July 18, 2009

peter

A sweet boy who can show emotion in different ways and is a kind boy with alot of people looking up to him and he can care for any wife he has and doesnt matter what ever they look like.

(Peter) Kind loving boy

by Calm. Cute. Sweet. Open minded June 21, 2017