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Person 1 Did you hear about that parent who deleted their son's Minecraft world just because he slept late? The son was only like 9 y/o.

Person 2: Yeah, they're a fucking piece of shit.
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Asian Parent syndrome, often abbreviated as APS, is a genetic disorder prevalent in young Asians. It is characterized by a high level of expectation and discipline. Often, it can result in social disabilities. Also, common symptoms include excessive studying, fear of the letter "B," and high stress levels. Males are especially prone to this disease.
Hey, can Cho-Chang come to the party?
Nah, her APS is acting up again. It's forcing her to study.
Aw, dude, that sucks. I can't imagine living with that

I think Zhang's Asian Parent Syndrome is acting up again. He's hissing whenever he sees the letter "B."
by Androi October 27, 2011
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divorced parent syndrome

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a fictional disease which is characterized by the following:

1. divorced parents.

2. either an exagerrated innate need to be in a relationship or a laid-back view on relationships and love.

3. repating information or stories because you forgot which parent you told.

4. not telling one parent information or stories because you told the other and forgot.
CHILD: jen's party is tonight!
MOM: you never said that!
CHILD: oh, i must have told dad that. divorced parent syndrome.

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CHILD: jen's party is tonight!
DAD: you already told me that!
CHILD: oh, sorry, i have divorced parent syndrome.

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GIRL: omg my boyfriend just broke up with me.
BOY: hey there girl.
GIRL: omg i'm going to have a crush on you because i have divorced parent syndrome and need to be in a relationship.
by doctor of divorced kids February 7, 2010
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parent spiked

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Gamer phrase. To be unable to play or group in a game because the parents are making you turn it off.
*spike* is a gamer term that means massive damage all at once from different sources on the same target.
We lost Joe he can't come to the group, he just got parent spiked.
by Aurora Scion March 25, 2008
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parent sitting

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To take care of your parents for the evening, usually they are senior citizens and need the physical help. Before they are put into assisted living situations.
As much as I would love to go woth you tonight I cant, I am parent sitting
by RogerSP April 8, 2007
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A deeply integrated thought process in the minds of parents.

This is when an older family member attempts to constrict your identity and choice to fit their ideals.

Expressed through the need to constrict WIFI, the ability to lock doors and the negative emotion that’s expressed when your grade drops by 1 % or the amount of effort you put into things is 1% less than Harvard graduates.
“Hey how are ya doing”
“Ug, my parents wacked me again for getting only a 94 instead of a 95 on my test”
“Ah, so Asian parent syndrome
by Theveryniceguy April 8, 2022
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