PTDS

PTDS - Panic Then Delegate Syndrome. Condition in which a manufactured crisis arises and instead of ignoring it , the person goes into a frenzy and assigns one of his subordinates unreasonable actions in an effort to fix a completely normal situation.
“Everything was going great today at work until Sam gave me 10 actions that needed to be completed by 3:00 pm. All of them have nothing to do with my job!” “I know man, Sam suffers from PTDS...”
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Ptd

"Ptd are so crazy."
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PTDS

-I have severe PTDS
-I am so sorry to hear that, what happened?
-I saw juju in the college I go to
- PTDS!
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On Facebook when you poke someone on facebook, you poke everyone they've poked, and everyone they've poked...this is how PTD's are spread
Guy 1: I just poked her on facebook

Guy 2: yeah, but she's poked like over 100 people as well

Guy 1: so i could possibly have poking transmitted disease(PTD)

Guy 2: afraid so

Guy 1: damn it
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When you have sex with a down syndrome and can't live with yourself
I can't believe I slept with that downsy I have PTDS post traumatic down syndrome
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PTD

A PTD known as a "Pokey Down Ting" is used when packing the cone of a joint / spliff.

A small object such as an track suit aglet or a shoes aglet is a perfect example of a PTD.
Yo bro you got a PTD so I can pack this zoot?
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