prostulate

To confess to a theory that was wrong

I shouldn't have prostulated about y'all's intentions

by frogwisdom July 10, 2024

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Prostulate

A mix of Postulate and Prostate, used when Postulating about the Prostate or related topics.

Pardon my french but I Prostulate that I am da shit dawg!

by Dandabino December 16, 2025

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If someone with bowel problems takes a colossal shit on a moving plane, and their prostate falls out through the cheute and lands on the ground hundreds of feet below, the airline will assist the passenger by jumping out of the plane and venturing to find the lost prostate. Once found, they will ship it to the passenger's address for an additional fee of $8. This additional fee is called prostfreight.

person 1: "yo dude, did you get your prostate delivered back to you yet?"
person 2: "yeah, but they made me pay prostfreight for it! guess that's the price i pay for taking such a destructive shit mid-air."

by freakby December 26, 2025

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