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poofart

N. Accedental defecation with all the characteristics of flatulance.
I poofarted and it ran down my leg and bunched up in the leg cuff of my sweats.
by Damn Near Rectum February 12, 2004
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Hollow Poop Fart (HPF)

when you sit down on the toilet expecting a massive deuce and instead have a massive, loud, airy fart, which feels like it has enough power to part the waters below
I couldn't hold in my laughter this afternoon when I was sitting on the toilet and heard a massive hollow poop fart (HPF) come from the stall next to me.
by RichardTheInvestigator May 7, 2018
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Poop Fart

Pooping when a fart is trapped behind the poop. The fart actually propels the poop out quicker. OR When you are unsure whether you need to poop or fart. Sometimes it's just one or the other. It is often a surprise.
I poop farted today and it was like blowing a bowling ball out of my butt.

I thought I needed to take a poop but it was just a poop fart.
by Grandpooba79 September 13, 2011
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pooptart

A pastry that is made of human excrement rather than flower and water. Also can be filled with other foods such as shrimp or corn.
I would like one corn Pooptart please.
by super beto May 10, 2009
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pooptart

1. very similiar to the well known kellogs pop tart, the only differance being the delicous fruit flavored filling is replaced with disgusting poop.
little jeffy was late for school, and no other choice but to quickly scarf a pooptart.
by Chase55 November 14, 2007
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It is a term used to describe Joe Biden taking a fat poop on your parental figure's car. This is usually deemed as disrespectful to say towards people and is said when having extreme anger towards another individual.
Wife: Holy cow! You didn't do the dishes like I asked you to! You know what? Joe Biden poop far t on your car heheheha smelly fart pee poop fart!
Husband: How dare you say that to me! I will cast your membrane into a raging inferno.
by EpicPedroGame_r January 28, 2022
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poofarty

A mildly noxious fart that lingers and contains a medium degree of humidity
Whoa, I've just copped a niff of that poofarty that Markie left behind.…
by The Poison Dwarf July 5, 2010
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