-A group of women who seem to smell like a combination of fresh water tuna and . Stay away from these women because they will not hesitate to have sexual relations with you in order to obtain your stash of cheeseburgers.
-Also a group of small children who collect there tears for the purpose of seasoning their tuna.
-Also a group of small children who collect there tears for the purpose of seasoning their tuna.
1.
"What's that smell, Brian?"
"It seems to be that tuna platoon by the bar, rubbing cheeseburgers all over their bellies."
2.
"What's that smell, Brian?"
"It seems to be that tuna platoon crying all over their tuna sandwiches."
"What's that smell, Brian?"
"It seems to be that tuna platoon by the bar, rubbing cheeseburgers all over their bellies."
2.
"What's that smell, Brian?"
"It seems to be that tuna platoon crying all over their tuna sandwiches."
by rpskrilla October 7, 2011
Get the Tuna Platoonmug. Workers that fill minor support roles on the job ("assistants"), yet somehow tend to be the focus of the frustrations and negative emotions that are ever-present in the workplace.
Owner to Manager: "Company profits fell last quarter."
Manager to Salesperson: "Company profits fell last quarter because of the subpar performance of our sales team."
Owner, Manager, and Salesperson to assistant: "You lazy unproductive dipshit!
Assistant muttering to self: "Smoked a little weed in high school and wound up in this pee-on platoon"
Manager to Salesperson: "Company profits fell last quarter because of the subpar performance of our sales team."
Owner, Manager, and Salesperson to assistant: "You lazy unproductive dipshit!
Assistant muttering to self: "Smoked a little weed in high school and wound up in this pee-on platoon"
by Lazy Slacker July 31, 2009
Get the Pee-on Platoonmug. When your brave enough to drink goon your classified as a souljah, and your mates also join, making a platoon, in this platoon u guys battle the taste of cheap goon WEEKLY, only the true souljahz will survive, goon on
by Leony symo October 9, 2008
Get the goon platoonmug. the most knowledgeable part of a NAVY S.E.A.L.s career the moment he returns from his first deployment when he now knows everything about being a S.E.A.L. and needs zero fucking guidance from anybody at all regardless of their rank or experience level.
Thank god we got so many fucking one platoon wonders. telling us what we do. it is just impossible to think how we ever fought the war without them. Lets all grow beards never cut our hair and tell the C.O. to go fuck himself. It must be the right thing to do I mean thats what the one platoon wonders want.
by captain fucko February 6, 2010
Get the One platoon wondermug. A common phrase similar in meaning to 'pissed on my fire', 'burst my bubble' or 'rain on my parade' but on a larger, more revolting scale
'Excuse me, did that gentleman conclusively disprove your life's work, thus rendering it meaningless?'
'Yeah man he totally shat on my platoon'
'Yeah man he totally shat on my platoon'
by Grizzly Q O'Fool May 4, 2009
Get the shat on my platoonmug. by tagchaserbby05 June 22, 2010
Get the 2 Girls 1 Platoonmug. An organisation of incredibly good looking men. Generally involving themselves in hunting, fishing, weights, gentlemen's discussions, community service, modeling, coaching, war, or masculine pursuits. Does not define sexual preferences. Glorifies masculinity in a positive way, encourages male body positivity, encourages testosterone driven excercizes without judgement or fear. Recognizes men of all creeds ,colors ages , religions, nations, sizes, physiques, and tastes.
" Did you see the sex Panther Platoon that was out there fixing the telephone poles today? One was sweating and he took his shirt off to wipe his sweat, then ate a sandwich in 3 bites... Sure looked good".
by AVsearch May 15, 2018
Get the Sex Panther Platoonmug.