National piss on your parents lawn day 

This day falls on January 1st.

Start your year off with proving who's the boss.

Craig: hey man it's national piss on your parents lawn day
John: fuck yea time to show em who's boss

National piss on your parents lawn day by Bigggggfugggerrr October 15, 2020

your not on piss 

Means your a pussy

'Bruv your not on piss'

your not on piss by BigD12 March 12, 2020

I wouldn't piss up your ass if your guts were on fire. 

The ultimate FUCK YOU.
I would rather watch you die from internal hellfire, rather than extinguish your flaming innards with my urine.

Suzie: Hey man you are a fucking dick, why do you treat everyone like shit?

Balls Hampton: Fuck you bitch! I wouldn't piss up your ass if your guts were on fire.

Suzie: Weeps uncontrollably

I wouldn't piss up your ass if your guts were on fire. by GGR September 29, 2008