ozark church

A building project using a crooked construction company, with no intention of the project actually being completed, as a means to launder money or rip off investors.

Netflix original series Ozark features a money laundering scheme where, main character Marty Byrde, launders money through building a church and inflating construction costs.

The Tangerine Troll stole billions from people by forcing them to build a giant Ozark Church on the boarder of Mexico.

by ComradeWinston September 1, 2017

Ozark Sauna

You wait till someone is taking a hot shower. When the bathroom starts to steam up. You quietly sneak in the bathroom and take a dump in the toilet.

Man my wife dutch ovened me last night. So I got her back this morning. I waited till she was in the shower. Then I snuck in the bathroom and made an Ozark Sauna. She was so pissed.

by Kcray81 August 29, 2020

Ozark Mountain Diamonds

Meth.

John-Luke: Hey Bobby let's go to Table Rock Lake and cook up some good ol' Ozark Mountain Diamonds!

Bobby: I can't tonight, I gotta go to my brother's trailer have sex with every female in my immediate family.

John-Luke: Well gosh dammit.

by tehannihilator September 6, 2015

Ozark Popsicle

When a woman inserts an adult toy into her lady parts and then licks off the residue

I watched a stripper eat an Ozark Popsicle!

by Captain Espresso March 10, 2023

Ozark Swim-Up Bar

When two people who identify as male are having consensual sex with a person who identifies as female and one of the males leaves the woman freshly creampied in her vagina the other man comes up while she’s in the doggy position. And he creampies her asshole.

Holy shit you pulled an ozark swim-up bar with Darryl last night?

by MooseKnucklesDeep July 16, 2023

Ozark Inkwell

When you stack another person, usually your homeboy, on top of a mummified body to use his butt as a source of lube to crack the body since it's so dry.

"Bro last night was crazy. We were going to town on Momma Yates."

"I know man, next you should be on top when we do the Ozark Inkwell."

by Chiefteethfan99 March 9, 2026

Ozark Sober

When you consume all drugs except opiates. But opiates sometimes.

Did you here that Joey is Ozark Sober

by Le4n_m4chine January 21, 2026