Optimus Prime

Leader of The Autobots in the incomparable series 'Transformers'. With the ability to transform into a Truck and just being a general beast, he is unstopable.
"man that dude ty emery loves his Optimus Prime!", yet who wouldn't love someone comparable to God.
by ty-guy September 01, 2008
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Optimus Prime burned down an orphanage while eating beef jerky and cutting down the rain forrests. Then some femminists came up to him and started their bitching, so he starting punting them across the yard. Then he went to a feminists meeting and started shooting them with lazers that came out of his eyes and making then run back to their men for protection since women are weak. Then his gf started bitching him so he slapper her upside the head and she cooked him some dinner.
by The fucking man. February 06, 2004
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Optimus Prime? He's jewish? ~ Peter
by WeinerMuncher January 25, 2004
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This is a drink, to make it mix 1/2 part Budweiser and 1/2 Bud light. Enjoy it in moderation, over consumption of this will cause extreme awesome-ness. So watch out
Bartender hook me up with another "Optimus Prime"
by OptimusPrime Time April 16, 2010
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Leader of a set of girls. While approaching / hitting on this set, you must be sure to keep Optimus Prime pre-occupied so that she doesn't give the ""Autobots, transform and roll out!" command and leave with all the girls by her side.
Man, I was trying to wing Optimus Prime all last night so that she didn't roll out with her friends.
by RandomComments August 12, 2009
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The moment when a female's bra straps form into the face and or head of the famous Autobot from the Transformers franchise, Optimus Prime when she wears a tight shirt.
Guy: "Dude, did you see her Optimus Prime?"
Dude: "Yeah, it was bulging out, everyone saw it."
Guy: "Do you ever think she'll know everyone was laughing at it?"
Dude: "No, girls never really know when they have an Optimus Prime."
by RanDominoX April 15, 2011
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A reference to your man hood or just another name for your penis.
Yo, girl come suck this optimus prime.

Guy: Hey do you like the Transformers?

Girl: Yeah

Guy: Awesome, cause I've got optimus prime in my pants ready to transform just for you.
by Curvy Contessa January 11, 2011
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