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October 26 

Hey have u slapped chads ass yet you know it’s not gay today it’s October 26 it’s not gay
October 26 by Cool chad October 23, 2019

October 26 

Me: It’s October 26th.

Friend: You know what that means?
Me: Lets get some socks!

October 26 

If you know someone born on this day you most do whatever they want you to do for the entire day, no questions asked.
Friend 1: Get me a glass of water.
Friend 2: No.
Friend 1: Don't you know what day it is?
Friend 2: October 26?
Friend 1: Yeah, and I was born on this day, so you have to do what I say.
October 26 by LetsFuckingGo October 21, 2019

October 26 

its the day you skip all your classes and say fuck you to your teacher
I am going to say freak you to someone on October 26
October 26 by MIND YOUR BUISNESS October 23, 2019

October 26 

National “Thank our Nigga Sir Isaac Newton” day
Thank you for da bomb ass tik toks my nigga Sir Isaac Newton and thanks for da bouncy 😜😜” On October 26th
October 26 by 32h October 13, 2019

October 26 

Person1 ... it's october 26 so take my hoodie.
Person2... No I am not that cold.
Person1... I'm not taking no for an answer.
October 26 by Elle Magazine October 31, 2019