A University in South Bend,
Indiana with an economically, ethnically, and religiously diverse student body comprised of
rich,
white, and catholic assholes that think they are better than everyone else. They think their
football program, which rarely makes a credible, if any, bowl
game is the best and most storied in the nation. Their fans hate the University of Michigan, which is superior athletically and academically to notre dame. Michigan has more overall wins, a higher winning percentage, more all time
bowl appearences, more national titles depending on who you ask, a winning record against ND and has produced
two heisman winners since notre dame's last heisman winner. Michigan also wins in the intangibles, as the Michigan fight song, The Victors, is superior to the notre dame victory march, which, coincidentally after one of the many times Michigan destroyed notre dame. Michigan stadium is also superior to notre dame stadium, whose design was copied and scaled down from the former. HAIL TO THE VICTORS! Michigan is also academically superior to Notre Dame, as we all of Michigan's graduate schools are ranked in the top
ten and undergraduate programs
like business and engineering are ranked in the top 5.
ND student: We are the best and most storied
football program in collegiate history. I am also white,
republican, catholic, and
rich, and everyone who is not is inferior to me.
Michigan student: Shut the fuck up.
