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How Russian people say "noob", especially in games such as CS:GO and Dota 2

cyka blyat u r noop! pidar rush B no stop idi nahui!

by Eckersley June 15, 2016

Noop

A complex combination between the two words, noob and poop. A nooper is a noob, who is also an extreme pooper. Often pronounced in a high shrieking voice to imitate all the little noobs that play too much xbox live and have no life.

Variarions of Noop: Nooper, UltraNoop, Noopstar, Nooptar, Noopzilla, Noop-Rex, Noop, Noopagram (how many noops you are), Noopking, and pretty much anything else including Noop.

NOOP!

by Noopzilla May 10, 2009

noops

A fusion of "nervous" and "poop". When you get so nervous you have to poop.

Coach: "Are you guys ready to win this lax game?"
Player: "brb I've got the noops."

by FSU2013 January 27, 2013

noop

A poop taken in the nude, i.e. a nude poop. To defecate whilst completely naked.

"Samy's in the bathroom taking a noop: a nude poop."
"Why does he take his clothes off every time he poops? So weird."

by osirusR February 5, 2010

Noop

A word used by highly intelligent life forms to give a negative response.

Noop I am not going to the party.

by Intelligent Life Form January 1, 2018

Noop

Emptying your bowels at noon.

Taking a poop at 12:00 pm.

Going number 2 after lunch.

I went to lunch break at 11:15. After eating I walked a good 500 yards to get back to work and I had to take my daily noop.

by QSBJ November 12, 2019

Noop

A word only used by high intellectuals, whom’st have Harvard graduates, and PhD Students kneel and bow down. They are nothing in comparison to the intellectually superior gentlemen who use this foreign piece of astrological language.

“Noop, I can’t make it to the party, too busy teaching rocket scientists astrophysics.

by Anonymous Intellectual December 31, 2017