Shit Ninja

He who shits in close proximity to others without being noticed.

Guy 1: Who in the hell shit on my shoe?

Guy 2: Looks like we have a Shit Ninja on our hands!

by ksarmyguy December 22, 2008

Shit ninja

what douchebag video game nerds call you when they cant think of anything else to say.

video game nerd: why did you trip me down the stairs jackass?

me: fight me?

video game nerd: you know what! YOUR A SHIT NINJA!

by Grantino November 17, 2007

Ninja shits

When diarrhea or mexican food sneaks up on you at a random time.

Boss: "Why weren't you at work Bob?"
Bob: "Well I was at my daughters play then i got a case of ninja shits."

by Chupa Mi Verdga August 10, 2014