Lawson: I love my body
My DICK: yeah me too
My DICK: I love dragging around
by OSC ThiccLaw April 21, 2019
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Today July 17th send your dick to someone who you want to surprise and think would like it.
Wow he sent me a pic of his dick it must be national dick pic day
by National dick pic day July 17, 2021
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On April 12th it is national Dick slap day. All ladies should grab at least one dick and the guy won’t mind.
Today I grabbed 69 dicks for National Dick slap day.
by Big nasty 69 April 11, 2018
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on april 12th kendal crist and paige daugherty can suck as much dick as they can until the clock hits midnight. suck me dry girls!
paige: omg i sucked 7 dicks!

kendal: bro i sucked 12 tf but it’s okay cause it’s national dick sucking day!
by lilly bunch April 11, 2019
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National suck dick they is when you suck a guys dick anytime of the day or give your man some pleasure and it’s on the 15th of April
Ashley:Guess what’s tomorrow
Chris:April 15th

Ashley:no it’s national suck dick day so be ready
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National dick grab day April 12th just grab anyone’s dick and get away with it
“It’s national dick grab day, just walk past and grab his dick
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April 12 girls grab boys dicks
Oh it's April 12 grab his dick because today is national dick grab day
by Hey hard April 7, 2017
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