Nassau County

The most expensive suburb in the United States. Located on Long Island, right outside New York City. A small home in a bad neighborhood will be about $250,000 minimum. Nicest areas are along the South shore or North shore. The closer you are to water, the better. Lots of rich jews. If you are moving to Long Island, consider any of these areas:
South Shore:
Massapequa, Seaford, Merrick, Bellmore, Wantagh, Woodmere, Hewlett, Franklin Square
North Shore:
Great Neck, Roslyn, Syosset, Brookville, Jericho

South shore has wayyyy more shopping though and nicer beaches. Jones Beach is in Wantagh (a really nice area). Live as close to the water as possible!

Girl 1 "I live in Nassau County"

Girl 2 "...rich jewish bitch"

by longislandJAP July 24, 2011

Nassef

A nassef could look shy or weird but when you know him he becomes the funniest person ever and you start to get hooked onto his jokes.Most of the time hes smart but hides it

That dude nassef is so funny

by Top ten men July 27, 2018

nassau community college

A level of hell where the Internet is too slow and the food is too expensive. A place where all you breathe in is cigarette smoke and all you see is ratchet people everywhere. This is where you are doomed to end up if you're stupid or broke.

"Where does she go to college?"
"Nassau Community College"
"Oh, that's ...nice."

by SwagMastaK January 24, 2014

nastafunk

adj. a word describing a truly skanky, dirty individual.

You fucked Paris Hilton? She's nastafunk.

by danielle May 25, 2005

Nassal Faggot

New Yorks Mayor Bloomburg

Nassal Faggot is someone who talks outay of there nose and sounds g

by rthrg January 19, 2009

West Nassau High School

A small school in the middle of Callahan, Florida known as the Warriors where drama, cliques, and popularity contests reign...

I go to West Nassau High School and I'm a cheerleader! Yay me!

by jklmnopq October 26, 2009

Nassify

to change mind; to make to agree with

I was able to nassify her into dating me.

by Kevin Nasser September 27, 2004