time nap

the act of traveling through the space time continuum via smoking marijuana and entering sleep mode on a comfortable surface. time travel usually doesnt surpass a few hours because then its just considered sleeping.

i just smoked a bowl and am prepared for a time nap.

by kronmasta173 November 7, 2010

Misleading time nap

When one convinces themselves that they need to take a nap, but can’t actually fall asleep so they end up just wasting time unintentionally

My insomnia made me take a Misleading time nap before studying for the final.

by Useful words unpublished December 4, 2021

naptime

Literally the WORST thing that was ever cut from school. It was replaced with longer classes and study hall.

John: *raises hand and yawns* "Teacher, when's naptime?
Teacher: "John, stop being a smartass and get back to work!"
John: "Damn it."

by ~The Wizard~ February 23, 2013

Sheila's Naptime

When a super religious woman has to lie about boning her husband while her dipshit, deadbeat son is playing call of duty in the living room. Occurs daily.

Mom: Hey Bengie McDonald, me and your dad are gonna have a Sheila's Naptime!

Son: Ok

by finna weed yeee September 25, 2013

special naptime

Special naptime being code for squeezed-so-hard-he-passed-out time.

"If a bunny wakes a sleeping tiger, it'll be squeezed into special naptime."

by Katzenkuhman February 7, 2023

Naptime

Freshman philosophy class at a South Jersey college which is only occasionally interrupted by the professor giggling to himself.

"Don't worry about your homework for naptime!"

by Barry G. September 8, 2004

Naptime

A code word for when two people have sex.

"Michael and Jamie are going to have naptime a lot when she gets to New York"

by Nadia Elise March 25, 2009