numpty 

e.g a bit of an idiot
someone who is a bit of a novice

"he's a fucking numpty"
OR
"dont be a numpty"

numpty by chunkymonkey September 2, 2005

numpty 

this is what the person who spelt it 'nunty' is

twats that cani spell are pure numptys man

numpty by babycakes & angeldelight January 15, 2010

numpty 

Numpty - (pronounced nump - ti)

An individual with little or no understanding of a subject, who may find it difficult to learn by experience e.g. "See you? Ye're a grade-wan numpty - flyin' colours, nae kiddin'!"

Examples of people who are numpties:

Tony Blair (particularly with regard to his understanding of the UK electorate)

"Dubya" Bush (for his services to Play Station sales)

numpty by not really me November 2, 2003

numpty 

An idiot or fool. Often used to chastise someone

You numpty! You were meant to put the lid on first!

numpty by E*** April 8, 2008

Numpty 

Someone who has had a momentary lapse in judgement and done something ignorant or stupid.

Person A: leaves their car keys in the fridge when getting a glass of milk.
Person B: " why were your car keys in the fridge you numpty

Numpty by xXTikaXx January 12, 2007

numpty 

A knucklehead or other not-quite-so-smart person.

Scott: Ow, I just hit my head on the ceiling!
Katie: You numpty.

numpty by Katie =) May 9, 2006

numpty 

paul the scaffolder from m/boro i work with

paul you numpty get up hear.

numpty by lee10ant December 14, 2008