A name not worthy of mentioning. Boasts about one lucky swing, as if it could ever be repeated. A fat-slob piece of shit that will probably die of a heart attack the next time he pushes his tub-o-gut out of the way in search of his pencil dick. The only thing shorter than his fighting technique is the fame he got from it. Still, no one cares about the North Side Kings. Chump. No-name. Working construction in the desert. Gig-less. Moneyless. The only fans are family and friends. Lardass with a microphone. No one pays to see their shows, they don't get paid whether they play or not. Stick to rolling trusses you fatfuck.
The North Side Kings claim to have a fanbase but there is no record whatsoever of them EVER playing a show that has been publicly announced or attended. Keep jamming for your relatives you fatass.
You are immortalized only for the fact of being a loser. Good job, now go eat a few boxes of Hostess Cupcakes.
You are immortalized only for the fact of being a loser. Good job, now go eat a few boxes of Hostess Cupcakes.
by TubaCity September 30, 2004
Get the North Side Kings mug.The Community College of Allegheny County, North Side (read: ghetto) campus. The college choice of slackers, underachievers, poor students, old people, public school grads, etc. Many people go there with the intentions of transfering to a four year school but never do. Those who can't hack it, ccac it.
" I go to North Side University. Oh, you've never heard of it? It's a highly prestigious institution. Yes, very small. Well-kept secret.. No, no its not a comumunity college. Pshh"
by yomammarama April 8, 2008
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by Chromeboi831 October 12, 2022
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A band not notable for any music prowess or talent. Not even notable for having a halfway decent song. In other words , they suck. Total and complete shitty “metal” band. And that’s an insult to shitty “metal” bands. These guys are total shit.. however they are notable because the fat bass player , Danny Marinara knocked tough guy Glenn Danzig the fuck out! And deservedly so. Glenn pushed Danny Marinara first, and so Danny Marinara threw a straight haymaker to Danzig , promptly knocking him the fuck out.. which led to butthurt many of Danzigs fan boiis, and a smear campaign of The North Side King shitty bass player, Danny Marinara.. .. now don’t get it twisted , if Danny Marinara was half as good at bass guitar as he is at cheap shots- he might just have a career… this band is total and complete horse shit. But the bass player throw a hella cheap shot!
Danny Marinara : we’re hungry , Glenn we’ve been out here 8 hours! There’s 3 other bands!!
Glenn Danzig: That was MY soup and sandwiches muthafukker!!
Glenn Danzig: FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCKERR!!
North side kings still undefeated!!
Glenn Danzig: That was MY soup and sandwiches muthafukker!!
Glenn Danzig: FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCKERR!!
North side kings still undefeated!!
by Danny Marinara(like the sauce) September 20, 2022
Get the North Side Kings mug.The current North-side Gang leader (Brisbane) is Shlookus Moockus of the Paduainian district (Kedron).
Height: 9'7
Weight: 900kg
Eye colour: Brown
Early life:
He was born on the north side of the Brisbane river in a small barn in 1947. His parents were humble candle farmers. He would help out on the farm buy picking the candle trees. He found an intrest in Starwars and cameoed in Starwars: The Phantom Mince.
Mafia Life:
Kill count: 294049 (March 1st 2023)
Gang Members: 2045
Height: 9'7
Weight: 900kg
Eye colour: Brown
Early life:
He was born on the north side of the Brisbane river in a small barn in 1947. His parents were humble candle farmers. He would help out on the farm buy picking the candle trees. He found an intrest in Starwars and cameoed in Starwars: The Phantom Mince.
Mafia Life:
Kill count: 294049 (March 1st 2023)
Gang Members: 2045
Person 1: Oh god help
Person 2: Whats wrong?
Person 1: The north side is after me
Person 2: Watch out for SHLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Person 3: NOT THE NORTH-SIDE GANG LEADER (Brisbane)
Person 2: Whats wrong?
Person 1: The north side is after me
Person 2: Watch out for SHLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Person 3: NOT THE NORTH-SIDE GANG LEADER (Brisbane)
by MrGoolerKid March 1, 2023
Get the North-side Gang Leader (Brisbane) mug.A Detroit-based graffiti and street crew that emerged in the mid-2010s on the city’s North and Northwest Sides. Known for tagging, block-style graffiti, and neighborhood affiliation, N.S.S. was one of the early crews tied to the rise of the 5 Point Nation Crips alliance.
Over time, the crew splintered — some members evolved into what is now the Northside Gutta Ave Crips (NSC), while others continued repping the original N.S.S. name and legacy in their respective neighborhoods.
Over time, the crew splintered — some members evolved into what is now the Northside Gutta Ave Crips (NSC), while others continued repping the original N.S.S. name and legacy in their respective neighborhoods.
“Before some of them became Northside Gutta Ave Crips (NSC), they was N.S.S. (North Side Soldiers)—tagging walls and claiming blocks on the North End and West Side.”—Detroiter
by RealTalkOnlyFool November 13, 2025
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