when a big thunderstorm is happening a male runs out into the middle of a field ties a piece of metal around his penis waits for his soldier to stand tall. and then waits for the lightening to strike
hey man me and a bunch of the guys are heding out to the field for a north american lightening rod wanna come?!
by ROSETTA STONED May 16, 2009
A white parasitic bird that supposedly originated by the sea but is now more commonly found roosting at McDonald's awaiting a discarded french fry or clamoring with its pals in a Taco Bell dumpster; a 'seagull'.
While widely regarded as harmless, these birds are known to be dangerous and attack unsuspecting fast food chain customers in large groups known as "militias".
While widely regarded as harmless, these birds are known to be dangerous and attack unsuspecting fast food chain customers in large groups known as "militias".
Carla: Yeah, lemme get a #4 Biggie-sized, a #2 --fuck!
Drive Thru Boy: ...Ma'am?
Carla: Goddamn North American River Chickens just crapped all over my car!
911 Operator: Sir, what seems to be the problem?
Raould: The fucking North American River Chicken Militia just jumped my ass at the drive thru! Yeah, take the goddamn ketchup packets too you free-loading bastards!
Drive Thru Boy: ...Ma'am?
Carla: Goddamn North American River Chickens just crapped all over my car!
911 Operator: Sir, what seems to be the problem?
Raould: The fucking North American River Chicken Militia just jumped my ass at the drive thru! Yeah, take the goddamn ketchup packets too you free-loading bastards!
by Roftlmfaololgtfo February 10, 2010
The North American Male Cock is an elusive beast known for hiding in dark places and spitting when excited. This one-eyed beast is not a reptile, however, it is often referred to as "one eyed snake" or "trouser snake".
by yuhrmahm August 18, 2010
A sexual activity in which two people from northern America stick their assholes together and exchange their shit between assholes.
Bro it's crazy, I just tried out the north American hole exchange.
Was it good?
Ya, but my ass still burns a bit.
Was it good?
Ya, but my ass still burns a bit.
by Eggs317 April 22, 2021
Policeman: "Yeah those North American Bald Beavers are deadly."
Guy: "Yeah? I've never seen one, what they look like?"
Policeman: "They are bald, and have a pink inside"
Guy: "Yeah? I've never seen one, what they look like?"
Policeman: "They are bald, and have a pink inside"
by locutus89 October 18, 2008
by North American fire September 04, 2023
An alternative name for “Canadia” goose. A common type of geese found throughout North America; that have a brown back, cream underbelly, and black head and neck with white cheeks.
by Dusty Honey July 14, 2021