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Someone who has no experience in the rave scene. Always repost corny and cringe shit on tik tok or Instagram when you know dam well only listens to mainstream edm. Says they listen to techno but only knows about Charlotte De Witte & Eli Brown. They come into the rave scene and believe John Summit & Chris lake are the biggest in the game. Hydrates with water instead of beat boxes or four lokos. Chanting “WOO WOO” off beat & when not suppose too. Most likely to get to be found grabbing on rails at Main stage & wear those googles with spikes on them and most importantly but possibly buys all their fits at Rave Wonderland!
Look at that newbie jay at mainstage!
Newbie by Sosalicious October 19, 2022
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Newbie Dot 

The dot that appears next to one's name on iSketch if they have not yet played ten games, and are therefore a newbie*.

*Not to be confused with a n00bie dot. N00bies don't have dots. They've played games, but are still dumbasses who like to mess things up.
Newbie_23: how do i make the dot next 2 my name disapear????/?

ImALoveApple: This is called your newbie dot. Cherish it throughout playing your ten games of victory, which will rid you of your dot. Give it a pet name. Mine's was Rupert. *sniff* I miss Rupert....
Newbie Dot by Love Apple September 18, 2005

newbie nudes 

Cool ass website where people can post naked pics of them selves.
My skanky neighbor posted her pic on newbie nudes.
newbie nudes by Johanna S. May 2, 2006

newbie metalhead

Usually very ignorant. Gets into Metal through bands like Slipknot. They start feeling cool and unique and need to express how Metal is the supreme genre.

How to spot one

1) Says a guitarist isn't good if they can't play fast.
2) Says a guitarist isn't good if they can't play technical.
3) Blasts Metal on their iPods thinking someone will ask them what they are listening to so they can show off how awesome they think their musical taste is to others.
4) Tries to introduce you to Metal by telling you all bands you like suck.
5) Thinks all bands that aren't Metal have no talent.
6) Doesn't know what good Metal vocals are.

Newbie Metalheads usually smarten up, they usually take up guitar and realize that speed isn't everything. Wanting to compose music they go through the tons of influences of their influences and from there they go to their influences which leads them into lots of music which isn't Metal. Then they become people who are open to tons of music, having liked music that is condemned by most people.
person: Do you like N.W.A.?
newbie Metalhead: RAP IS CRAP!
newbie metalhead by joe725 December 25, 2007

Newbie Heister 

Person 1: What is a newbie heister
Person 2: I dont really know, what is it?
Person 3: Its your mom lolz
Newbie Heister by NoMik September 25, 2023

newbie post 

Making a post on a forum without doing the proper search to check and see if the item has been posted about before.
newbie post by blackice912 January 11, 2005

Newbie Hole 

An area in the (unofficial) Ace Attorney Server Vanilla. Popularly referred to as Newbie Hell, it has somewhat of it's own language that the users may not disclose. Slurs are to be expected, and so far the youngest frequenting member seems to be 13. Welcome to hell, your personal nightmare, and the possibility of some good times.
Wow, I don't know why I keep coming back to Newbie Hole, but here I am.
Newbie Hole by TarotDog March 30, 2021