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beatniks' rights under neptune's oar

another way to say that someone is a B.R.U.N.O.; one who acts like a bruno man who loves muscles and power; usually drives some kind of Ford pick up truck and/or loves the NRA; also see gonzo
Geez, J-Hawk. When did you start acting so Beatnik's Rights Under Neptune's Oar?
by El_Scorcho September 22, 2004
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Sneaky Neptune

The sexual act of having intercourse on the beach,pulling out,dipping your member in the sand ,and then reinserting it.
"Just as Judy was about to cum,Tommy slipped her a Sneaky Neptune and sent her over the edge"
by Motor76 March 14, 2010
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Sailor neptune

One of the best sailor guardians in sailor moon crystal i feel like she in love with her ¨Cousin, a.k.a Sailor neptune¨ hehehe
Me: *cosplays as sailor Neptune*
Random dude: You look good but who are you
Me: Sailor Neptune?
My friend: SAilorr NePtUnnnNNeeee
Random guy: ..? Kk den bay
by idontgiveafxck January 7, 2021
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Neptune's Kiss

when the water bounces up at your butt after you poop
*pooping*
aw man i got a Neptune's Kiss
by Daniela_gAmer January 27, 2015
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Goat on Neptune

To achieve an impossible task with the use of industry wide talent and a nearly unlimited budget. The phrase originated in IBM's research and development department during the glory days. The phrase is an anecdotal example once given that if you have enough money and talent you could build a machine that will put a "goat on Neptune". It's use is near extinct now since most of those guys are dead.
Engineer: How are we going to design a computer that fits into single cabinet?

Boss: You have all the resources you need. Just put that goat on Neptune.
by TexMachina April 27, 2007
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Neptune

Eighth planet from the sun, a gas giant much larger than the Earth.
Neptune.
by yfarf! July 20, 2003
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king neptune

The act of ejaculating on a fishbowl while your girlfriend is wearing it on her head.
I figured, what the hell, she's already got that fishbowl on here head; why don't I give her a king neptune?
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