Mopsexual

Being sexually attracted to mops.

"D00D I am so attracted to mops. Call me a mopsexual."

by MissGabi May 11, 2018

Misexual

A person the is sexually attracted to minions and most likely has an obsession with them.

We need more Misexual representation in the media.

by Smexy Satan March 12, 2021

McSexual

The sexual attraction to famous fast-food sex icon Ronald McDonald, often inspired by his McDouble cheeked up disposition and sizable McSausage. His special move, the "Griddy" (named after the McGriddle) is said to seduce anyone into McSexuality and makes you instantly gain 20 pounds. It is the "M" in LGBTQM

"I'm not fat. This is a lifestyle and its called being McSexual. Are you McPhobic??

by The Originull September 26, 2022

faux-mosexual

A person who acts gay but really isn't.

jon- bob is super gay.

jack- no he's not. he's a faux-mosexual!

by dr. seymore butts March 17, 2010

Mapsexual

To put it in summary: they're people with mental sickness.

Person 1: "Dude, heard of those mapsexuals?"
Person 2: "Yeah, they're fucking disgusting."
Person 1: "I highly agree."

by TheRandomGuyOnline December 28, 2022

mapsexual

you need mental help, you're not valid, you'll never be valid, you'll never be accepted or loved by anyone else other than your own kind: garbage.

person 1: i'm mapsexual, i love children, i feel like a child on the inside so it counts!
person 2: ... *pulls chainsaw out cutely*

by apersonwithcommonsense July 11, 2022

mosexual

A person, generally a man, who has openly and officially declared a desire for more sex. Often accompanied by a variety of loudly announced self-improvements, and viewed by partners (if any), as an increased cheat risk, though this isn't necessarily the case. Just damn motivated, that's all

Dude: Dave hurt his back.
Other dude: Huh? What'd dumbass do?
Dude: Lifting weights.. He's a mosexual
Other dude: Oh shit..
Dude: No no.. not gay. Just wants more sex. He's motivated

by mosexual September 22, 2009