The act of sexually pleasing oneself or another. The euphemism is inspired by the quote by Lebron James on his "Decision" special.
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My talking to. • Talking to My Nephew • My interest in what you are talking about is low to moderate. • Taking My Talents to South Beach • taking my talents to southhampton • taking my talent to south beach • I'm taking my talents to south beach. • I'm taking my talents to • I'll be taking my talents to south beach. • some asshole talking behind my back
masturbation.
said by LeBron James on his decision show.
mentioned in an email from a fan to bill simmons.
said by LeBron James on his decision show.
mentioned in an email from a fan to bill simmons.
Dude 1: "yo, where were you yesterday?"
Dude 2: "oh my bad, i was taking my talents to south beach."
Dude 2: "oh my bad, i was taking my talents to south beach."
by DanGilbert July 10, 2010
Get the taking my talents to south beach mug.to ejaculate onto someone's pillow at their hamptons' house. preferably the head of household. spawned from Lebron James' famous quote "taking my talents to south beach".
Larry: James, thanks for having me out here this weekend.
James: make yourself at home. My wife and I are going to the beach, do you want to join us?
Larry: no thanks, I have a few things to unload first.
*the next morning*
James: Oh f*ck, my pillow is stuck to my head!!!
Larry: That's right James, I've been taking my talents to southhampton
James: make yourself at home. My wife and I are going to the beach, do you want to join us?
Larry: no thanks, I have a few things to unload first.
*the next morning*
James: Oh f*ck, my pillow is stuck to my head!!!
Larry: That's right James, I've been taking my talents to southhampton
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Coined by LeBron James during "The Decision" television special when he announced he was joining the Miami Heat and leaving the city of Cleveland.
Coined by LeBron James during "The Decision" television special when he announced he was joining the Miami Heat and leaving the city of Cleveland.
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<joins opposing team> Sorry, I'll be taking my talents to south beach.
<joins opposing team> Sorry, I'll be taking my talents to south beach.
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