You're not invited to my birthday party 

DANGER LEVEL 10 COMBEACK, USE IT WITH CAUTION

Paul: You're not invited to my birthday party
Shujiro: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

You're not invited to my birthday party by User12345678901836 December 12, 2020

My Birthday 

Any day in which your girlfriend will let you have anal sex with her. Can be used in past, present and future tenses.

Dude, I bought my girlfriend this awesome choclate browine, and in return it was my birthday!

My Birthday by theoRidGEinal November 21, 2011

its my birthday 

A social phrase to tell someone to give you a present. because, it's your birthday.

Arny: its my birthday
Michael: So..
Arny: Ahem
Michael: OH YEAH, HERE BRO. -hands wads of cash from wallet-

its my birthday by CRUNKBEAST December 19, 2009

Ur not invited to my birthday party

This sentence is a very mean thing to say if you say it to anyone they will be sad

Ur not invited to my birthday party

Ur not invited to my birthday party by Big boy Jayden November 29, 2020

and you did it at my birthday dinner 

Quote from Tati (sorry if i spelled that wrong) where she accused James Charles of gulping at her birthday dinner. TIME AND PLACE

Tati: AND YOU DID IT AT MY BIRTHDAY DINNER
James: *gulp gulp gulp gulp gulp gulp gulp*

and you did it at my birthday dinner by Swiftie198999 August 31, 2023

doesn't come to my birthday parties 

An answer to give when someone asks you if you know of a certain celebrity, or general VIP, but in all honesty you're clueless. A nearly desperate way to salvage some cool about not being in the know.

Person A: Hey, did you hear the new Lady Gaga single yesterday?

Person B: Nope . . . whoever she is, she doesn't come to my birthday parties.

Person A: What a surprise.

doesn't come to my birthday parties by boustrophedonik June 23, 2010

your not invited to my birthday party 

the worst insult

your not invited to my birthday party anymore said the annoying shithead

your not invited to my birthday party by a person who breathes oxygen June 2, 2023