muzzy 

Typically a stinky, filth covered, homeless person with all their belongings tied around their waist. The difference between a normal homeless person and a MUZZY: the MUZZY has been shaved and de-balled. They tend to be gender challenged, but are natural homosexuals.

I saw this thing running Collegiate Peaks 50 mile race last year, I think it was a MUZZY!

muzzy by Eric Gabe January 7, 2005

Muzzy 

A strange troll like creature who comes from within the inside of a dark french cavern. This prehistoric beast only comes out from hibernation once the two handles of light are turned and the ceiling of the cave is peeled back, revealing the elaberate arrangement of 6x9's and 12 inch'ers.... Only then do the innocent surounding public encounter the true wrath of the muzzy and his hardcore beats...

Being a muzzy requires a process consisting of:

Troll - Sleep - Hibernation - Opens Handles - Removes Roof - Turn On Tunes - Creature awakes - Lap Of Town (x26 times) - Harassment Of the Innocent Public.... Smoke - Blue Thing - Cid'ro - Smash Up Room - hibernation....

Muzzy by ninjanimp May 28, 2010

muzzy 

God-like. Creator. Controller.

And like god, muzzy swipes his hand and all is dead.

muzzy by muzzy June 7, 2003

muzzy 

A mellow buzz. Could be used to describe strange people or strange occurances.

That is a muzzy picture.

That dude is the muzziest person ever.

muzzy by muzzdog445 May 8, 2008

muzzy 

my group of friends Sean Iggy and Me

we muzzy went to a basebal game

muzzy by matt "the manitee" May 16, 2006

Muzzy 

Muzzy is the best husband in the world. He is sweet, funny and sexy. He’s a great mechanic all around. Has a nice butt and can grow the hottest beard. Also very loyal

Damn muzzy, you’re getting thick.

Muzzy by Itsmeboba July 10, 2018

Muzzy 

A person who has an extreme obssesion with human beings under the age of 8.
He also is sexually attracted to them.

Did you hear? Patsm got knocked out by a 3’11 tall 7 year old!! He must be a muzzy somehow.

Mustafa got arrested yesterday. Apparently he got caught hooking up with a 3 yo infant wharra muzzy!!

Muzzy by WHO😭😭 November 20, 2021