Carpet Munching

cunilingus, eating pussy

He enjoys carpet munching

by Nelson December 1, 2003

munchin

when someone is eating a lot.

damn man you munchin you ate like 4 bags of platano chips.

by caca poopoo August 1, 2006

rug munching

Girl on girl oral. She is eating the vag with hair, similar to eating a carpet

i think that girl likes a good rug munching

by Hoogy October 17, 2008

Portal Munching

when you cross over into the 4th dimension by going to town on the brown (mouth wise).

I don't know what happened to dave, lately he's been so distant, it's almost as if he's not one of us since he went...Portal Munching.

by bryan savage April 30, 2009

cunt-munching-cluster-fuck

One who eats whores and has sex with them on a regular basis therefore gaining a cluster of diseases.

Not to be confused with a flavor of the popular candy bar "Cluster Fuck"

Mark is such a total cunt-munching-cluster-fuck

by Tobyz911 February 24, 2011

meat munching

when somebody on mad dick

shes so right

meat munching

by 5172727472919173 June 2, 2022

Munching the Carpet

A synonym for eating pussy. The term is primarily used in the lesbian community.

After her win at Wimbledon, Martina was munching the carpet on her fluff girlfriend when I opened the wrong door.

by Robert E. Porter January 17, 2006