murketing 

A viral marketing tactic where misdirection is key. Corporations often simulate user-generated content to manufacture a "must see" phenomenon. Once circulated extensively, the company will reveal itself as the source in an attempt to re-examine the purpose of the video. Often meant to blur the line between art and commerce.

Phil: Holy shit, did you see that video where those guys use cell phones to pop their popcorn???
Ad man:Yes son, that's the just the latest in murketing. Now go visit xxxxxx's website to reward them for exploiting your stupidity.

murketing by Christof3 October 1, 2008

john tuckering 

When a guy/girl is flirting/dating with more than one guy/girl. usually cheating.

when i found out my boyfriend was john tuckering, i dumped his sorry butt.

john tuckering by shelbi June 7, 2007

Murdering Shoes 

A pair of solid black shoes, worn only when approaching lonely women on unlit streets from behind. Sold at most department stores.

I see a young lady traveling towards Journey's End. Better put on my murdering shoes

Murdering Shoes by xDB-1x November 13, 2011

MurderingCat 

MurderingCat is the best Mc Player.

Praise our Minecraft lord MurderingCat!

MurderingCat by beenq March 20, 2021

tuckering 

The act of a man putting his penis between his legs to create the mangina. Except for extreme cases, tuckering is absolutely prohibited on a normal basis. Tuckering is usually only permitted in times of dire need, such as when a butch or sheman is coming on to you in a bar/club.

Buffalo Bill enjoyed tuckering his penis in "The Silence of the Lambs."

tuckering by Ross Sargent December 11, 2005

Mucking 

Doing something with aggression like eating.

I mucked that buffet....
Mucking down a sloppy joe right now text me later.

Mucking by flabberdoodle December 9, 2011

puckering out 

being real fucking tired and too high to figure out the real terminology

been a long day. definitely puckering out. or is that tuckering? got any more of that s(+) enantiomer ketamine, bro?

puckering out by zhou sei September 15, 2016