motcombe

A very small village in Dorset that no one outside of a 20 mile radius has ever heard of. Has a reputation of being a rich village due to the posh, poncy people you pass wearing flat caps, wellies and walking a whippet. Consists of nothing much other time than fields and old people. The average age of this village is OLD and anyone young is purely there because the belong to an old person.

With a quaint little village shop, pub and a school, it’s the perfect place for bringing up young kids or retiring but nothing for anyone in between. The school triples in population every 3 weeks and has become the talk of the village as chavs from Gillingham and Sturminster have started invading, causing issues with parking and traffic congestion.

Famous for fields, Colonel Blashford-Snell and the fudge they sell in the Coppleridge.

Me: “I live in Motcombe”
*points at map*
Any non-villager: “Where are the roads?”

by Wellie.lover February 27, 2020

Marcomb

Dip shit

Him:look at that dip shit
Her: oh that’s a marcomb

by Legendary poop sock June 25, 2021

Morcam

GEOmetric word for extreme lazyness and or for a lazy person

Friend: "You really are a fucking Morcam aren't you?"

by Geo Morcam July 29, 2021

Mocom

Its when a girl had sex with a guy so hard she died

She got mocom

by No hi yes February 13, 2019

moncomma

When a person is in a state of panic when someone is pursuing them as they try to warn others on the situation.

mon = one
comma = coming

"ahhhh shit there be moncomma"

"hurry up, moncomma"

by moncomma2 February 21, 2009

morom

when ur really book smart but also ugly, and lack common sense

that morom did my homework for but she’s ugly as fuck

by ohyeah67 May 29, 2019

morcam

To have multiple cameras stuffed inside a persons anal cavity for sexual and recording purposes

Hey baby, wanna have some Morcam sex tonight

by Idek.-. November 4, 2020